If you’re straight you’re straight, you can’t get more straight. If you’re gay though you can get gayer every day if you work at it. That’s the fun part about being gay. You’re constantly moving past your limits.
When you walk around and look at everything around you, chances are, you may see a face. It may be human, it may be an animal, but sometimes you can see faces in inanimate objects. This is called Pareidolia: Seeing faces in random things!
i do this ALL THE TIME. I used to see little face in my nanna’s bathroom wallpaper all the time.
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
I’m gonna start doing everything I can to screw with historians and archeologists from like 2000 years in the future. I’m gonna like find a rock and carve some mysterious code into it and make it look really important and in the year 4014 they’re gonna find it and speculate about what I could possibly have written and then after years it will be decoded after finding a special clue buried somewhere deep under where my house currently is and it’s just gonna say
"Lasagna for dinner tonight! I love you mom and dad :^)"