(uses male [he/him/his] or neutral [they/them/their] pronouns) Your name is JAMES.
You are pretty enthusiastic about A LOT OF THINGS. You collect an odd assortment of FANDOM THINGS and LGBTQA MABOBERS here on your blog. You are currently trapped in the MID-WESTERN UNITED STATES. You often spend your days REBLOGGING and occasionally DOODLING for your friends. You are in a relationship with THIS FINE LADY and will happily gush about her to anyone who asks.
You take an interest in ALMOST EVERYTHING but you hold a particular fondness for RANDOM TIDBITS. You are currently A RETAIL SLAVE but you hope one day to work at a MUSEUM. Your skype is available to anyone who ASKS.
You are presently a COLLEGE STUDENT studying ART.
What will you do? ★FRIENDS★
Doing the DANCE attract a Lovers or…. Removing a sands from a wingle? YOU DECIBE
#this bird is poly it needs a lovers
OKAY SO I’m pretty sure this is a manakin, possibly a green manakin, doing his sexy dance, and if he’s a manakin then in fact he is looking for many lovers, although he probably won’t succeed. Manakins are a lekking species, where the males gather in a certain area and display for the females, shown above—it’s a specific subset of the promiscuous mating system. Only a few males mate with the majority of the females, most males don’t mate at all. Females will often visit a couple of males, usually in different leks.
ive said this before but like the best thing about ppl who deeply and genuinely believe every actor in hollywood before 2001 was straight is that cary grants ghost could materialize in front of them and say “i totally sucked dick” and theyd still go nah